kyle

kyle is just so fucking cute, if he truly loves you he will do ANYTHING for you, he's so sweet and gives the best hugs. when you first see him he looks quite intimidating but when you get to know him he's just like a big teddy bear that u just wanna cuddle tf out of. he's such a good person and seeing him upset will break your heart. everyone needs a kyle in their life <3

"man, kyle sends me good morning snaps every morning"

"omg same he's so cute :')"

by frankiexoxo May 8, 2020

Kyle

A gearhead who can't stop drinking monster.

"That dude is such a Kyle"

by Lerblin April 9, 2019

Kyle

kyle, the type of guy who shitposts really bad memes. the guy who thinks he's funny when he's not. make sure his hair is bleached

his opinions are always irrelevant too.

kyle: do u know dae wae?
everyone else: kyle shut up

by spectabels September 1, 2019

Kyle

very sweet person. the typical “punches dry wall and drinks monster.”

kyles like to be around their friends, that’s where they act the most themselves. loves to prove their stronger. will protect their family and loved ones, but also will give zero fucks about anything.

kyle: *takes sip of monster*

friend: dude those are so bad for you

kyle: *has a collection of monster cans in his room* bro, i’ll put you through that drywall over there

by SaltDragon69 November 5, 2019

Kyle

A man with a small penis

Who will also probably date your best friend after making that friend tell you he doesn't like you

I accidentally walked into the boys locker room and half of them are kyles

I hate you kyle and no you cannot copy my homework you douchenozle

by Mmmm monkey April 10, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is a douche that drinks Monster, is an ass, and only respects other Kyles

Kyle: fucc u dad
Dad: U little shit, get out of the bush
Kyle:*crying* I never get to do anything

by VomitGod June 18, 2019

Kyle

A simpatron and uwu boy 123

This means that Kyle's does simping for a living

by Lucozade gel June 29, 2020