A ugly ass nigga that smells like shit
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Get the Jody mug.is a medical condition that most everyone will fall victim to when in the close proximity of JODI, and her overwhelming beauty.
first off, one simply falls under her spell and it's off to dreamland you go. there the oxygen intake stops entirely within seconds. there the mind, and the dreams starts to freestyle. such as "maybe i may actually have a shot at her" or "i'd wrap my arms tightly around her like we were at a coldplay concert" or "if we walked to b. patisserie, i'd have the chocolate kouign amman to and she'd have the one with berries".
but after five minutes of this, your lungs start to remind you if you ever need another fix of JODI'S beauty ever again, then foo' you need to breath!!!
first off, one simply falls under her spell and it's off to dreamland you go. there the oxygen intake stops entirely within seconds. there the mind, and the dreams starts to freestyle. such as "maybe i may actually have a shot at her" or "i'd wrap my arms tightly around her like we were at a coldplay concert" or "if we walked to b. patisserie, i'd have the chocolate kouign amman to and she'd have the one with berries".
but after five minutes of this, your lungs start to remind you if you ever need another fix of JODI'S beauty ever again, then foo' you need to breath!!!
Leo: bro, you okay? you weren't breathing!
Les: well.., JODI walked by earlier so my JODIAPNEA must have kicked in so at this point i'm lucky just to be a...
Leo: foo'... shut the hell up and gimme mo' uh dat beef jerky $h!+ you got.
Les: well.., JODI walked by earlier so my JODIAPNEA must have kicked in so at this point i'm lucky just to be a...
Leo: foo'... shut the hell up and gimme mo' uh dat beef jerky $h!+ you got.
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Get the jodiphobic mug.Jodi Murray is a common name referring to a sheep a known follower of the flock.
Jodi Murray was a recognised Chef in culinary expertise for the Devine, Delicious dish of Bacon egg and Cheese with a high disregard to her declining health due to Lactose intolerance.
Jodi likes to enjoy a cheeseburger removing both burger and cheese she eats the bap.
Jodi Murray was a recognised Chef in culinary expertise for the Devine, Delicious dish of Bacon egg and Cheese with a high disregard to her declining health due to Lactose intolerance.
Jodi likes to enjoy a cheeseburger removing both burger and cheese she eats the bap.
Did you hear about that sheep! Jodi Murray was so smelly due to her irritable bowel from eating too much cheese and milk coffee. With a bit of spice, chilli.
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He tries to fuck kingfishers and leemurs and shit! It's strange as fuck!
Other than that, a jodocus is pretty sound 😎
He tries to fuck kingfishers and leemurs and shit! It's strange as fuck!
Other than that, a jodocus is pretty sound 😎
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