Jewish Magic

Magic taught by Jews (can only kill Palestinians)

“Learn Jewish magic for free, online!!”

by urmomgay694206942069696969420 May 16, 2025

Jewish Blowy

When you pay a Hasidic Jew to give you oral sex behind a bakery while reciting prayers from the Tanakh.

GUY 1- "Yo just got a Jewish Blowy yesterday"
GUY 2- "Noice"

by DIENUM April 13, 2024

If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists

You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!

Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."

Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"

by Hym Iam March 5, 2024

Jeff the Jewish guy

Yeah the UD editor. One of their names is Jeff or something.

Jeff the Jewish guy. I wonder if he is watching tonight

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021

Jewish Apple

A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.

Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!

by .TheEel January 30, 2020

Jewish cocktail

When someone uses the tip of a circumcision as a shot glass

Yo did you see drink that Jewish cocktail

by Sir_Pump_aloaf December 3, 2021

jewish juvenile jinx

when the government sidetracks Jews from making babies and lessens their wealth because they don't have families.

The Jewish juvenile jinx made them have the lowest birth rate for a subgroup of the White race.

by Coop Dupe November 26, 2019