Samosa Tits

A variant of the commonly sighted manboob, where the male breast is made of softer, more playful flab than a typical manboob. This results in a downward pointing shape in a triangular formation, like a samosa (the delicious triangular Indian snack).

It is usually middle aged men who have let themselves go who are afflicted with Samosa Tits.
Person 1: Have you seen the state of Mr Roberts recently?
Person 2: Yeah, he used to look alright, but now he's got Samosa Tits.
Person 3: I wonder if they taste like mango chutney?

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tit mit

Mario: So I gotta take Angie to get some new tit mits.

Greg: Victoria Secret?
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dick tits

When a female or male titties are stretch out they look like dicks.
Dan: yo that bitch got dick tits
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Tits-in-a-Barrel

A term often uses as an adjective, to describe something extremely cool. When used in context, exudes the euphoric feeling of actually finding a barrel full of tits.
Tits-in-a-Barrel...that is the most amazing yellow Corvette she is driving!
by surfdog March 11, 2009
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hidden tits

Hidden Tits(n)
When a woman appears to have small to average sized breasts but, it is later revealed that they are much larger than originally perceived. This is often due to her taste/style of clothing.
" I never realized that Lindsey's tits were so huge and amazing! I sure am glad you invited her over swim."
"I know right?! All her clothes make her boobs look way smaller than they actually are, she has hidden tits"
by ArchAngel-7 March 28, 2014
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Spine Tit

A 'Spine Tit' is the slang definition used when people (usually men) are exaggerating about the small size of a females breasts. They are saying basically that a girls breasts are so small that they invert and protrude out of her back. This is impossible unless a person has a medical growth, mutation or some type of illness (elephantiasis etc.).
'Matt, i was touching up Samantha in science the other day, and i swear when i put my hand up her top, she has nothing there'

'Yea, i told you before you went out with her Ben, there is no point going up there, she had spine tits'
by 7678 April 30, 2009
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Rubber Tits

‘Michelle has had new rubber tits installed’ smiled Steven.
by AstrayMind98 March 27, 2020
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