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Skittle pocket

(Noun) A slang term for vagina; typically used by men who are describing what life would be like if they had a vagina.
Girl 1: I would love to have a penis. Life would be so much easier.

Guy 1: if I had a vagina I'd store things in it.

Guy 2: yeah man, I'd keep skittles in mine.

Guy 3: It'd be a skittle pocket!

Girl 2: you can't put skittles in there. They'd fall out!

Girl 1: and you'd get a terrible yeast infection.

Guy 1: then I'd install a zipper!

Guy 2: and at least I'd always have skittles on me!

Guy 3: SKITTLE POCKET!
by Taste the Rainbow Foundation February 12, 2017
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Honey Pocket

Wow I saw Honey Pocket perform last night they were so good. Their name definitely doesn’t mean vagina!
by TheRealHoneyPocket March 5, 2022
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cream pocket

You fill a girls vagina with Coolwhip and then lick it out and tickle her clit with your tounge.
"Yo dude you can't even imagine. I just gave her a Cream Pocket."
by Joshipu March 3, 2015
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pocket pash

When two pocket linings protrude from their pocket holes and rub together, creating a "pash" between the two pocket linings.
Person One: Hey wanna pocket pash?
Person Two: *pulls out pocket lining*
Person One: *pulls out pocket lining also and pockets meet*
Random On-Looker - AW SICK! YOUR POCKET PASHING!
by BYH August 23, 2006
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Pocket Patch

1.Someone who is really attractive/cute to you, who you just want to 'put into your pocket' because they're so darn cute.

2.A nickname for someone named Patrick.
1.That Timothee Chalamet, he's a little young for me but I'd consider him a Pocket Patch.
2. Patrick-he goes by Pocket Patch, Pocket Patcholino, Pocket Patch Adams, etc.
by Gene Tear Knee January 28, 2022
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Pocket Job

When a female puts her hands in a males pocket and pleasures him. (best in sweatpants)
Jimmy went outside to get a pocket job from Meghan.
by Droppin Gs in my Pants December 19, 2011
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smooth pocket

Referring to the anus, specifically as a clandestine storage site for drugs.
With the cops just around the corner, I barely had time to store my weed in the smooth pocket.
by chip and pepper February 18, 2008
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