bum crumpet

A toastable anally administered hot snack

"Has someone toasted a bum crumpet ?"

by GM March 25, 2003

Poker Bum

Poker Bum- is a person that hangs out and plays poker in card rooms 24/7. This person usually plays poker just to get by and has no career goals or actual income. In general they are irresponsible, burnt out negative people with no work ethic.

To spot a Poker Bum aside from his constant presence, you may hear him complain about how much money he used to have and how unlucky he is. This person may randomly and unusually be nice to you for the sole purpose of trying to 'Bum' money from you.

by Purplelair February 4, 2010

Peachy Bum

A human bottom which is soft and yummy like a peach

Miss X's peachy bum was visible through her ridiculously sexy pantalons

by Chuffer February 7, 2009

Bum Breath

One whose breath smells of ass

My god brush your teeth you bum breath!

by Jay Clarkson June 5, 2005

Bum Nose

A bum nose is when the end of your nose has a cleft that is beginning to resemble bum cheeks.

Hey, did you know Dan Aykroyd has a bum nose?

by OllyHart August 20, 2010

bum puncher

A slang (and usually derogatory) term for a homosexual. It was used by Stephen King in hi novel "It".

In "IT", a policeman states; "On the subject of bum punchers I'm neutral."

by geinman May 1, 2013

bum chowder

when something unfortunate happens

Dave: Dude, i just fell off my dirt bike..
Jim: Bum Chowder!

by kammerer1993 August 31, 2011