human dictionary 

A person who knows the spellings meanings of most words, as in a word geek.

"Hey, look! There goes the Human Dictionary!"

human dictionary by LoriMina November 5, 2007

Human Hat 

A sexual practice where one party inserts their own head partially inside a female genitalia.

I wore my human hat with pride, my wife wore it with some discomfort.

Human Hat by Hats McHatter December 9, 2008

Human butt plug

When in the work place a member of staff with higher amibitions is constantly wedged up the managments arse to better themselves by dropping other staff in the Shat!!

Look at Dobby following wedgy round the office that fecker is a Human Butt plug,

Human butt plug by tobycarvery1 April 27, 2010

HumancentiPad 

2 or more individuals conjoined mouth to anus, with an iphone taped onto the forehead of the first one, and an iPad taped the last one's ass. Now the iPad can walk and read.

person 1: hey have you seen the humancentiPad episode on southpark??
person 2: yea its disgustingly awesome
person 1: iknowww rightt

HumancentiPad by thefucktardbitch May 25, 2011

Human on feral 

Human on feral is a term used in the furry community when a human and a feral animal (normal non anthro animal such as a cat or dog) participate in sexual intercourse

"Have you heard of what Ian's into?" "Yeah he's i heard he's into human on feral, I'm good with some furries yiffing, but that sh*ts straight from animal abuse cases!"

Human on feral by Furryinuendos April 3, 2017

human

A species of animal that belongs to the primate family. A being that evolved a large brain for adapting to many environments by gaining thorough knowledge of the surroundings and building the appropriate technology. Despite having evolved the ability to think logically, humans still retain the barbaric animal behaviors that have served to slow the progress of human civilization. See war, religion, America, and politics for examples of burdens on human intelligence.

Despite their remarkable intelligence, humans will be responsible for the destruction of its homeworld and ultimately its own extinction.

human by Anonymous June 23, 2003

human crack in the flesh 

His name is Juelz Santana. Just as Christ brought the Word of God to the people; Juelz brings us that CRACK fore he is crack; crack in the motherfuckin flesh.

Rev. Juelz: That aint no music u supposed to be listenin' to
12 yr old Disciple: C'mon man, it's that crack right there.
Juelz: Crack? Whatchu know about crack? U dunno nuthin about no crack.
Disciple: Oh?! I Know Santana got that Crack!

WHAT'S HIS MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?!
Juuuuuueeeelzzzzzz
! S A N T A N A !

human crack in the flesh by PSxy May 9, 2005