dirty eskimo hooker 

a random group of words used to describe tara by ryan for some unknown reason. The best explanation i can come up with is that his blood sugar was extremely low. We can best describe this group of words as offense to wevan and will refrain from use of it!

"you are a dirty eskimo hooker !"
"why ryan"

dirty eskimo hooker by pr4p January 20, 2009

Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker 

It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.

The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.

Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009

smelly pirate hooker dandlebug 

Good and Bad depends on who you are talking to. Means Bitch or baby.

BAD:Dont look at my butt, your sucha smelly pirate hooker dandlebug!

GOOD:You shouldnt hav given me this your so nice that your a smelly pirate hooker dandlebug!

smelly pirate hooker dandlebug by garrett198 February 12, 2007

Skanky Pirate Hooker 

Someone who is very slutty who you might call hoe face or douche bag.They like to hump everything.Are usually guys because it makes it funnier.It just happens to be most of the guys I know like Adam,Alex,Riley,Sam,Cole,Choua,and much more.

He is such a slutty douche bag,so he must be a skanky pirate hooker.

Skanky Pirate Hooker by Taylor also known as tater tot December 20, 2008

Brooker Hooker 

A girl who's name is usually Brook,that is hated by everyone for being a well...hooker.

OMGAWD,Brooker Hooker is coming this way cover your nose,or smell her dirty cunt.

Brooker Hooker by ohhaiit'sme May 12, 2009

Charity Hooker 

Charity spokespeople who promote their charity on high-traffic sidewalks by cornering tourists and other innocent passers-by.

Charity Hooker: Hi ma'am, do you care about free trade?

Innocent walker: Um, yes. Well no - uh, I have to go...(walks away hurriedly)

Charity Hooker by ericinnes April 1, 2011

social hooker

Those fake random slutty women that send friend requests via social media, like Facebook and Twitter. In actuality, they are older overweight men that still live in their parents basements.

Hi, My name is Candy and I would like to be your friend. (but I don't have information associated with my Facebook account, I don't know you and I'm a social hooker)

social hooker by ThatGuy over there April 13, 2014