One who wears mesh tank tops, daisy dukes, or those shiney richard simmons shorts. Also anyone that does not agree with your point of view.
by Frank's 'n beans May 04, 2006
Someone, male or female, who uses time at work to write e-mails, be on IM, and/or check Facebook, MySpace, etc., thereby getting paid to engage in such non-work-related online activity.
Guy 1: "B only sends emails and IMs me between the hours of 8am and 5pm, Monday through Friday. What's up with that?"
Guy 2: "Maybe she just prefers to get paid to do those things...sounds like she's an e-hooker."
Guy 2: "Maybe she just prefers to get paid to do those things...sounds like she's an e-hooker."
by Betsy D March 24, 2008
Someone who sleeps with someone for money, then after said sexual favors have been performed, kills them.
Person 1 -"Hey, yesterday I found out, my mother was a serial hooker."
Person 2- "What?"
Person 1-"Yeah, i found out that your dad paid my mother for sex, then afterwards, she killed him."
Person 2 - ":O"
Person 2- "What?"
Person 1-"Yeah, i found out that your dad paid my mother for sex, then afterwards, she killed him."
Person 2 - ":O"
by Hey how's it going June 08, 2010
guy - fuck you, bitch!
girl - go fuck yourself you asshole!
guy - yeah, well fuck you, you smelly pirate hooker
girl - go fuck yourself you asshole!
guy - yeah, well fuck you, you smelly pirate hooker
by dirty_duece August 27, 2010
A stupid name from teenagers that means a whore who likes to download videos for nothing and to show off videos after wasting money on iTunes
Person1:Hey, since Borat came out, I am gonna put it in my iPod video and watch it.
Person2:iPod video hooker!
Person2:iPod video hooker!
by Killa Bone January 06, 2007
by cougfan1978 November 23, 2011
Group of guys hires a Russian hooker with a cold sore, pass her around the group, and see who catches the mouth herp.
Poor Steve caught the mouth herpes when we played Russian Hooker Roulette a couple weeks ago. He's gone through 3 tubes of Abreva.
by texas_lexus February 07, 2013