holy demented shit

-a state of being amazed
-state of being frustrated
-when something is so retardedly hilarious

-I want you to write 5 pages about giraffes.
-HOLY DEMENTED SHIT!

-I don't get it...
-Holy demented shit

-I pissed myself in school...
-LMAO! HOLY DEMENTED SHIT, THATS HILARIOUS!

by Nicole February 19, 2004

Holy Doodle

An expression relating extreme surprise, used primarily by middle-aged Asian women.

Holy Doodle! That's a big fish!

by MrDB October 13, 2010

Holy Angel University

a worthless learning institution, with high-rise buildings full of crappy equipment.

Hey, Rianne's studying at Holy Angel University. She's wasting all of her money there.

by Jonathan Tipay July 16, 2010

Holy Duck Fuck

1) A Phrase Someone Might Say When They Are Surprized. The Person Might Be High, Drunk, Or Mentally Unstable (Insane) Or A Combination Of The Three.

2) Two Ducks From Heaven Having Sex. Need I say More?

You Die And Go To Heaven And See Two Ducks Having Sex.

You Might Say "HOLY DUCK FUCK!?"

by thatawesomeguywithweirdmum September 9, 2010

Holy cow balls

when something is over 100 on the suprise scale

MIKE : guess what Mat...
MAT: what.
MIKE : i got layed
MAT: Holy cow balls.

by SoDope2011 April 15, 2011

holy moly balls

1. Said in disbelief

2. A better and funnier way of saying holy cow

Allison: Holy moly balls! I only have 4 days of school left!
Katie: HAHAHA!

by katie was here June 11, 2007

father, son, and holy ghost

when shitting, this dump is characterized by a large turd, followed by a smaller turd, and just when you think you may have another turd on the way, only a large fart emerges.

Wow, I thought I had a whale family on the way, but it turned out to be merely a father, son, and holy ghost!

by Whooreface killa December 14, 2004