by johnny sins son in a bin August 17, 2022

Fuck me is a term used when you either
1. get angry at something or
2. want to be fucked so hard that you would say this in public
SLUT
1. get angry at something or
2. want to be fucked so hard that you would say this in public
SLUT
by someguythatlikesstuff January 25, 2024

There was a point in my life I didn’t think I could cum without atleast a finger in my ass, but when you fuck me with the wig on I can’t help it.
by Meowthatsthecatspajamas December 7, 2018

A way of expressing disbelief and frustration like the phrases , “Are you kidding me right now” & “Unbelievable”
For crazier situations, it’s the shortened version of the rhetorical question, “You’ve gotta be fucking me right now, right?”
For crazier situations, it’s the shortened version of the rhetorical question, “You’ve gotta be fucking me right now, right?”
*at work instantly after getting there*
Boss: I need you to get A, B &C done before noon and then manage the rest of the day cause I’m leaving early.
You: *under your breath* “fuck me, I guess”. Or * boss leaves room* “Good morning Vietnam! I see breakfast is still the ‘FUCK ME’ special!”
Boss: I need you to get A, B &C done before noon and then manage the rest of the day cause I’m leaving early.
You: *under your breath* “fuck me, I guess”. Or * boss leaves room* “Good morning Vietnam! I see breakfast is still the ‘FUCK ME’ special!”
by NotoriousME July 29, 2024

Leave, go, end, get out, leave me along, fuck off,
Fuck off
Get as far away from me as humanly possible
"Go away ×1000000"
Fuck off
Get as far away from me as humanly possible
"Go away ×1000000"
by Kae gr July 22, 2023

Fuck Me is when a person wants to fuck the other person.
Why The fuck are you reading this. Go get a life for god sake loner
Why The fuck are you reading this. Go get a life for god sake loner
by hotboyjohnny( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) June 27, 2021
