Flying Buttress

1. n. A combination of a witch, a prostitute, and a waitress. They usually fly around on brooms in decent restaraunts that have dim lighting scenarios. If you're lucky enough to find one, she'll cackle while serving you your over-easy burger and banging you, before flying away on her broom, never to be seen again.

2. n. A stewardess who is well known among passengers and crew to provide low-cost (or free) anal sex in the latrine.

E1:
Johnny: Dude, we should hit up Red Robin tonight-I just got dumped and I'm feeling lonely.

Chuck: So what's that have to do with Red Robin?

Johnny: Well, last week, Chris said he saw a few flying buttresses there.

Chuck: I've got the keys. Lets go.

E2:
Tommy: We should fly Delta this year.

Jake: Why's that, bro?

Tommy: I hear they've got some good flying buttresses.

Jake: Delta it is!

by Definition Mastur October 13, 2013

flying mongoose

A naked couple jumps out of an airplane with parachutes. The woman Jumps first, then the man. While the woman is in the air spread eagle, the man tries to skydive into the woman's vagina. Upon penetration, the woman opens her parachute, allowing for maximum orgasm. Veteran level. Do no try at home.

I planned a skydiving trip for my wife and I for our anniversary. We are going to do the flying mongoose!

by DatBoiardie September 16, 2017

Giant Invisible Flying Penis

Obviously a large penis. It is unknown as to which race of human this genitalia is. It also houses some power that makes it fly. As well as flying, it also makes itself invisible. Using this power, one can be the ultimate sex icon.

" I Tried to take a whiz, but my penis magically detatched it self from my crotchal region and flew away. It turned invisible and grew in size quite dramatically. I knew It to be as The Giant Invisible Flying Penis. "

by Ilike ponies January 12, 2012

take a flying fuck

An infinitely more complicated and interesting way to tell someone to fuck off.

"He asked if he could bang my sister, and I told him to take a flying fuck at the moon!"

by Midnight Assassin March 1, 2016

Flying Dirty

The act of sharting on a plane while in the middle seat and not acknowledging the smell.

I was on a flight down to Miami and I swear to god the fat fuck sitting next to me was flying dirty. I threw up my grilled cod fish salad all over the back of the head rest.

by Matty L December 30, 2005

flying

to be high on blow to the point where one's mind is absolutely flying from one thought to another

"Maybe doing that entire 8-ball tongiht wasn't such a great idea. I'm flying out of my mind right now."

by Creme Daddy August 12, 2006

flying saucer

In 1947, Kenneth Arnold, business man & private pilot, was flying his own jet around the Mount Rainer area, looking for a downed plane with 32 men on-board. As he was flying toward the Mount, a glint of light caught his eye. Arnold reported later that he saw 9 peculiar looking aircraft flying at tremendous speeds around his plane. Later on he reported to a newspaper that the objects flew, "like a saucer would if you skipped it across the water". The news reported grabbed at the phrase and dubbed the first sightings of UFOs as "flying saucers".

Look at that flying saucer there in the sky!

by KATi3 October 7, 2006