by DatBoiardie December 28, 2019
The act of unironicaly having more swag than anyone else in the room. Often stated by douchbags and assholes alike.
I'm swagier than you.
by DatBoiardie November 19, 2017
A naked couple jumps out of an airplane with parachutes. The woman Jumps first, then the man. While the woman is in the air spread eagle, the man tries to skydive into the woman's vagina. Upon penetration, the woman opens her parachute, allowing for maximum orgasm. Veteran level. Do no try at home.
I planned a skydiving trip for my wife and I for our anniversary. We are going to do the flying mongoose!
by DatBoiardie September 16, 2017