suck Satan's cock

Phrase made popular by comedian Bill Hicks; describes a person with no self-respect or dignity (particularly sellouts); synonimous with selling your soul to Satan.
Kid Rock sucks Satan's cock every day so he can have a career.
by Jackhole December 03, 2004
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Jews are Satan’s children

Yes they are
Jews are Satan’s children, Jews are Satan’s children, Jews are Satan’s children.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021
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carolina satan semen

After consuming an excess of hot/spicy food the man or woman's ejaculate has enough capsaicin to burn in the manner you would expect from Satan's semen.
I ate so much Carolina reaper sauce I had a case of the Carolina Satan Semen and it was burning her eyes!
by Impudicus April 09, 2019
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Hot as Satan's Taint

A simile meant to convey the overbearing heat and/or stuffiness of an environment.
The AC in Evan's jeep is broken, so the cab was hot as Satan's taint during our six hour trek to Purdue.
by KurayamiShikaku February 09, 2010
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Satans Sloppy Seconds

This is an act when you're stuck in a room with Satan and a Prostitute and Satan is trying to convince you to eat the Corn-chips (Pussy) but the Corn-chips are on fire (Herpes) from Satan eating them before you. So what you do is take some Oregano and a Basket-Ball and sprinkle the Oregano on the Corn-chips and use the Basket-Ball to bring out the flavors of the flaming hot Corn-chips before you begin to dig in. This technique can also turn into one called "The Rapture" where as you start eating the flaming Corn-chips God busts into the room through the wall like he is the Kool-aid man with a Foot-Ball and a Baseball bat telling you not to eat the Corn-chips. Confused by this recent encounter you decide to stand on a chair and tie a noose around your neck, whilst you're on the chair God begins to spread Oregano on the Foot-Ball and place it on the Corn-chips and hits it with the Baseball bat in attempt to put out the fire on the Corn-chips. This causes the Prostitute to flail kicking the chair out from underneath you and causes you to hang there feeling elevated as if you have been ascended.
Last time I did bath salts I woke up feeling like I had been given Satans Sloppy Seconds.
by Tyronefy January 15, 2018
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Lucifer Fucking Satan

A long awaited followup to the infamous "Jesus Fucking Christ." Utilizing this in lieu of the other may incite praise from those around you. You might even get an "Amen." Now who could argue with that.
Lucifer Fucking Satan Stan, how many times have I told you to stop being late?"
by Koshell October 24, 2016
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Satan's Little Helpers

Basically every high school teacher, or teacher in general, that is a complete and utter bitch. Mainly tend to be female, but the males are even worse. They mave give impossible homework assignments that they don't allow to be turned in late
Jenny: I fuckin hate Ms. Hollister, that bitch gave me a 4 page essay assignment due tomorrow. Me:Well what do you expect, she is one of Satan's Little Helpers after all
by Xero _ Manifest October 27, 2010
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