ass crack fever

When you don't wipe well after a poo, and you get the itchies.

Heather didn't wipe well enough, leaving her with ass crack fever.

by ceav March 3, 2017

fucking fever

When one wants to do someone else really badly. Usually, one wants to fuck lots of people, but there are exceptions.

You know when somehow has fucking fever when:
-They talk about sex a lot.
-They talk about sexing up lots of people a lot.
-They say Dr. Phil is hot.
-They express enthusiasm whenever something sexual is mentioned.

Is there a cure to this madness?
Simple answer: Not a definite one. The best thing you could do is find your friend/person who has fucking fever a partner/hot guy/hot girl and let them do each other. ...Or, you could try to tell them that sex is a natural part of life and there's nothing to giggle about when the word "penis" is mentioned. Or, you could restrain yourself from getting sexual for the rest of your life. It's your choice, really.

Kups has fucking fever because she wants to do her bffff 24/7.

by Rubs. November 21, 2004

fart fever

when you fart uncontrollably and you have a fever. it reeks of stank and fish!!

In a galaxy far away, Sarah had surcumbed to the fart fever and the entire milky way galaxy could smell her delicious farts.

by Nobody1565 June 26, 2007

hay fever

used to express when one is sick of being in bed. "hay" comes from the english expression to "hit the hay," therefore referring to a bed.

Joe: Where's Julie?
Josh: She had to go out. She's been pretty lazy for the past few days and didn't leave her bed.
Joe: Oh, so she had hay fever?
Josh: Yeah

by idk?? January 11, 2014

Bieber fever

A horrifying disease that's like swine flu only much more deadly and infinitely gayer.

#1:Dude, I think I have Bieber fever.
#2: Oh shit, get away from me!
#1: I can't get his songs out of my head, MAKE IT STOP!

by Metalover95 April 14, 2010

bieber fever

A nation wide ailment affecting today's youth, created by disney channel and other terrible musicians like Usher, Ludacris and Kanye.

Ugly ass chick: O my god, justin bieber is so hawt!
Friend: No, you are just plagued with bieber fever.

by michelle obamaa November 20, 2010

bindi fever

used to describe the obsession some white guys have with women of south-asian origin

a side-effect of joe's bollywood addiction is a strong case of bindi fever

by kap_lan June 12, 2005