fucked

If a man has a house payment, a truck payment, a girlfriend, a wife and they are all a month late.

"Oh Jim is fucked!"

"Darren said he was fucked....he is."

by tdub05 August 1, 2009

Turbo Fucked

Getting screwed really fast, whether sexually or not, a general term that refers to getting fucked in a very speedy manor.

"Boys, every time you come through the middle, you get TURBO FUCKED!"

"He Turbo Fucked me all night, it was nice at first but after a while...not so much"

"YOU JUST GOT TURBO FUCKED!"

by NAUSTIN November 2, 2008

Laundry fucked

when you let your clothes pile up in the hamper until you have none to wear.

Ralph:"Jawn came to work looking really shitty in a blue shirt and green tie."

Greg:"He probably got Laundry Fucked. It happens all the time."

by JAWNRALPH January 10, 2009

pencil fucked

The act of writing information about a subject that one has absolutly no knowledge of.

Since I was totally clueless about the topic of my history final, I pencil fucked my way through the essay portion.

by ken May 5, 2005

getting fucked on

Being put under excessive pressure, harangued, abused, belittled and all manner of things that are no fun.

Ben is totally getting fucked on at work at the moment.

by Ben-o-Nicol April 4, 2009

Google Fucked

When the directions you've downloaded from Google are wrong and you don't end up at the desired destination.

Dude, I totally would have been here on time except that I got google fucked.

by DPMistress March 2, 2009

Face-fucked

It's too obvious. For a man to fuck a womans face/mouth with his cock. Typically when the woman is on her back.

Dude, I was fucking her missionary, pulled out, and Face-fucked her!

by Jamie Seven September 24, 2005