farmer joe

a boy who wears tight jeans..so tight theres no room for his penis

wow that farmer joe has got to get bigger jeans!

by cAke November 6, 2004

peanut farmer

A fool of diminutive mental powers. Your general all purpose village idiot. See also: George Bush.

I can't believe that he thinks Jesus is real, but global warming is a fairy tale. What a peanut farmer.

by Jenny June 18, 2006

FAMFer

Acronym for Fat Ass MotherFucker, pronounced FAM-fer. Uses as an insult, often when observing the behavior of other drivers in traffic. Can also be used as a verb (to FAMF).

That FAMFer on a cell phone isn't watching where he is driving!

Look out for that car, he looks like he is going to FAMF into your lane!

by Malasada Bob February 22, 2008

farmer syndrome

human seeding -the need of the male (subliminally or not) to 'plant a seed', and raise up a nice crop of humans. woman, in this scenario, would be represented by the earth (not too shabby!)

though he didn't know it...john had the farmer syndrome

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

farmers football

When two people or more are in a room in a gaseous state. To the point of when you are actually passing gas back and forth. "Playing farmers football".

What are you two boys doing. "Chuckle chuckle", "playing farmers football!

by Passing gas November 15, 2013

Farmer finger

The ability a farmer has to tighten a nut or bolt with his fingers that a lesser man needs a wrench to loosen it.

"Hey man, can you hand me a 12mm wrench? Your dad Farmer Fingered the shit out of this bolt.

by PolishPounder May 6, 2019

Midnight farter

A person that farts in midnight.

SuperDad:Did YOU fart last midnight?
SuperMom:Yup.4 hours in counting.
SuperDad:Get away from me YOU MIDNIGHT FARTER!!!!!!!!

by Shaka laka BOOM BOOM January 9, 2010