fece

(n.),(v.)
fece is a remarkable word with great versatility as a noun or verb. Often used in place of "feces", "poop", etc; and occasionally in place of "fart".

(n.)Is that fece on the ground? (v.)"I went fece!"

by the fece-man cometh May 8, 2007

feces

modeling clay, recycled chocolate, the ultimate toy, face paint, etc.

Sara evacuated some feces from her anus and we made a castle out of it

by VerucaKrueger December 27, 2003

Fecal Fanatic

One who is infatuated with poo.

Wow, your dad is a real fecal fanatic!

by Effed November 6, 2003

fectus

A nickname of someone who can be infectious with numerous diseases - contagious or not.

Look at that Fectus. How's Fectus today? The guy that sits in front of me is a Fectus.

by jokerbird May 4, 2004

fecolith

A way to call someone a shitrock without them knowing it, provided that they are relatively ignorant.

Why don't you get the fuck out of my way fecolith?

by J-Red1125 June 13, 2005

fecent

To feel generally pleased despite having experienced something negative.

Derived from the words "fecies" and "decent" to mean feeling decent when by all acounts the average person would
feel like crap.

Slang Synonym: Deucent

Man: "I heard your husband cheated on you, are you feeling alright?"
Woman: "I feel perfectly fecent because I never liked him anyway"

by bighaircut October 18, 2008

mother feck

something you say when you want to slap your mother right in the face. Used the same as Mother Fu**er just loads more fun to say.

"mother feck, i just stepped in poo"

by The Dark Knight Returned January 13, 2006