k9 reproduction engineer

The technical term for a dog fucker. A person who does as little work as possible, while at work.

Worker 1: Does that guy do anything around here?
Worker 2: Yes. He's the k9 reproduction engineer.

by jutna mckutna February 25, 2010

human search engine

Reference librarian.

I googled that question our prof assigned us but didn't get any usable info, so I txted a human search engine and got the answer within a couple minutes.

by JavaJaneOhio August 17, 2010

fiber construction engineer

The sophisticated and dignified manner in which to address someone who's been given the mind numbing task of building cardboard boxes for wine bottles.

At work:
Temp:"What are we doing today?"
Supervisor:"Same as yesterday, building more boxes."
Temp:"How do I put that down in my resume?"
Supervisor:"Write down that you've been a fiber construction engineer."

by Romez February 28, 2008

organic search engine

An organic Search Engine is a manually operated search service which uses a combination of computer algorithims and human researchers to lookup a search query. A search query submitted to an Organic Search Engine is analysed by a human operator who researches the query then formats the response to the user. It was coined by 199QUERY in Australia in 2006

199QUERY is an organic search engine that uses textperts to answer questions.

by Paul.R.Smith February 9, 2008

redneck engineering

1.you fix everything with duck tape
2.when in boy scouts you fix your tent with duck tape

Adam: How you fix your gun.
Clayton: Redneck engineering.

by adam clayton January 28, 2012

Unreal Engine

The Fortnite engine

Unreal Engine, the Fortnite engine.

by Soulex November 6, 2021

3rd Engineer

A slightly evolved Neanderthal capable of using tools fashioned from stone for the purpose of making excessive noise, mess, and headache for the rest of the ship’s crew. Rarely seen outside of their dark cave like engine room due to their lack of social skills and appearance of a drowned bilge rat covered in gunk. Communication skills range from a grunt like sound to a snarky response. When encountered they can be found talking to themselves-because no one else will- or painting each other’s faces with oil.
Without the help of the seasoned sailors in the deck department, engineers would have the ships sailing in large, slow circles days upon end. Thank goodness we have Captains to be responsible for our ships.

3rd Engineer: Look, I broke this so that I can pretend to fix it all day! YES!

by CaptAlly December 28, 2011