edward cullen

earths sexiest! turn me into a vampire daddy😊 #teamedward

hey, team jacob or team edward?

definitely jacob!

stay out of my face. team edward cullen only

by tatehatepagelol May 25, 2021

edward 40ball

A modification of edward 40hands. One begins with a 40 strapped to each hand, preferably olde english, steel reserve or st ides for hard mode. In order to gain entrance to the game, one must first finish a single 40. The hand will then be freed.

Now, one may either play basketball with only one free hand, the other still strapped to a 40, which they must be careful not to spill, or instead, finish the second 40 while playing the game of basketball.

Teams will be made beforehand. To win, you just have to win the basketball game to 21. anyone on the team yakking is an instant loss.

Wanna plan edward 40ball?

by yaskimode May 26, 2021

edwardson

You know who im talking about. it's that absolute SCUMBAG of a narcissist raised by parents with NO morals who think themselves royalty. that one kid in school who you KNOW is gonna be a kyle when he grows up. that one spoiled brat with a gold encrusted louis vuitton handbag, rollie on the wrist, etc.

hey david have you seen edwardson around lately?
nah, he's off to his gram gram's for the week.

by orca_in fishnet-stockings May 26, 2021

Edward Camerahands

A game where the player must duct tape cameras to his hands which both livestream to YouTube. The player cannot remove the cameras until he has been arrested. He also loses if charges are filed.

Man 1: You up for a game of Edward Camerahands?
Man 2: Nah, I nearly got shot last time.

by KugelblitzInTheBathtub June 24, 2021

edwardcullenlover884

famous tiktoker, also my BFF!!!! she is a beauty and about to go viral on titkok soon… well that’s what i think..

“ woah, is that edwardcullenlover884??!! “ yup, she’s the new famous tiktoker “ “damn i wish i was like edwardcullenlover884!”

by iheartmycat October 19, 2021

eduardo rivera

eduardo rivera mejor conocido como “simio” es un casual de san luis potosí, la cuidad mas cagada de latino america. eduardo rivera no suele mostrar señales de inteligencia al momento de hablar, es decir, está muy pendejo. eduardo rivera suele justificar que michael phelps entreno en san luis potosí para justificar la mediocridad de su ciudad natal

edu: cuánto miden los que van?

serch: momento eduardo rivera

by assc69 September 21, 2021

Edward Walten

little lad but in a cursive block font. when he was a little lad, Jack Walten made him do the little lad dance..
now jack is gone
but he still likes to do the little lad dance!

"Is that uh Edward Walten from the Walten Files?"
"Yeah but we call him the little lad real here."

by SOU HIYORI AT MCDONALD'S September 28, 2021