Ditch

Originally meant to refer to a girls vagina being a ditch. This word has become a term to call girls like bitch only nobody knows what youre talking about.. at least not yet. Ditch can pretty much be used in place of anything

lets go get some ditch

see that ditch over there?

sup ditch

heres looking at you ditch

by ditchgetter August 22, 2008

ditch

Prison slang for the furrow between the buttocks.

Bare his ditch! He's gonna get fucked.

by Jim44 September 24, 2005

ditchery

the act of ejecting somebody from a group through careful planning, mainly done best by those known as ditchers

"that is pure ditchery"

by experiancedditcher July 3, 2003

ditch mission

A mission in which you have to seek out an individual, beat the shit out of them, interrogate them until they talk, then ditch them in the desert when you're done. Only an expert can pull this off... >.>

Eddie: Someone's following us

Van Halen: Careful, it might be a ditch mission. We better go into hiding. I'll never talk and my car was impounded because I ran over an old lady, so we'd be fucked.

by Justin Hussey April 29, 2008

Ditchhiker

(noun). A friend or aquaintance who brown noses a ride to a special event, concert, party, etc., then disappears as soon as they get there.

"Did you come here alone?"
"No, I picked up a ditchhiker, and if I don't see them in 5, I'm going to leave em here."

by myykuul January 27, 2010

ditchuation

When you get stood up. Ditched. Left to fend for yourself.

"Dude, where were you? I was waiting all day!"
"Haa, got you in a ditchuation."

by VeegeeC March 18, 2010

Ditching an Ancona in the Big River

Taking a shit.

Anne Tifa: "Sorry I didn't respond to your signal message, I was ditching an Ancona in the Big River."

by Com Yunist February 12, 2017