dintoons

divinely inspired cartoons!

look! it's the One Beloved, playing the roles of the many dintoons, in the timeless eternal now!!

by dintoons.blogspot.com March 22, 2007

Dirt Deviling

Refers to eating uncontrollably.

"I really have to stop dirt deviling, or my cute designer jeans won't fit anymore."

by PerfectTouch December 26, 2007

dirt-beta

Really, really old. Beta is the test phase before a product release to the general public. "Older than dirt" refers to someone or something really ancient - but dirt-beta is even older.

"Man, those clothes are so out of style they're dirt-beta."
"Dude, your grandpa is so old, he did QA on the dirt-beta."

by Captain Frank April 24, 2008

Dirt Bunker

Another term for anal sex.

"Dude, I got my girlfriend really drunk last night and she let me hit one out of the Dirt Bunker."

by J.Z.. April 30, 2008

Dirt Pasty

Another word for human or animal defecation - shit.

"Your mate Pete's left another dirt pasty in the oven"

"Man your Girlfriend can bake a dirt pasty. Took me 4 hours to scrub the shitter clean"

by dirtdawg January 5, 2009

Dirtbag December

Following No-Shave November, this is the month when careless facial hair becomes Shagadelic.

Harvey: Dude, you haven't shaved in like 2 months.
Nigel: I enjoyed NoShave November so much I decided to keep the party going for Dirtbag December!

by WaffleSchnuget February 6, 2010

Dirt Bed

noun:

1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.

See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.

"I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"

by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009