Drunk Forehead Touch

To place ones forehead gently upon random objects such as posts and shopfront windows whilst intoxicated until the desire to move on is met.

He is obviously drunk cause there he goes doing the drunk forehead touch on random objects once again"

by Big Boiiiee September 4, 2010

Drunkenlove

Drunken Love is the euphoric feeling you get when you drink, You feel amazing contenections to people that when you are sober you would'nt necesarily notice, people who when you are sober aren't necesarily as homely,doryk, fugly, looking, now that you are drunkenloved. You also feel better about yourself, decrease inhibtions, mixed with drunkenlove= a big fat amazing drunken ego! Also know as Pretty Preception

People looking better, more charming, euphoric state that is what DrunkenLove is all about!

by Josh the McSkimming July 14, 2006

australian drunk

One step away from being hospitalised.

Bob: Man, I woke up this morning on somebody's front lawn, 3 blocks away.
Barry: That's what you get for getting Australian drunk.

by 75966r3 May 3, 2008

drunk crush

to have a crush on someone only when you are under the influence of alcohol.

Everytime we go out drinking, she always ends up drunk crushing some guy.

by Todd Mack January 18, 2007

Facebook drunk

So drunk that the only way you'll find out what you did that night is by checking Facebook in the morning.

Let's get pissed. Let's get smashed out of our skulls. Let's get Facebook drunk.

by George McBob September 17, 2010

Santa Clause Drunk

Drunk to the point of losing the ability to filter your thoughts. All judgment taken away.

Symptoms involve throwing things, usually wearing a costume (not necessarily Santa), and speaking the truth at high volumes. Lots of pointing.

A straight man in a wedding dress gets up at the bar and points at a stranger. Before he can even get a word out, he realizes that this stranger is a man he once met three years ago and always wanted to tell him he's a loser because he's fat. At top volume, the santa clause drunkard points at the man and tells him he's a fat loser.

Then the drunk decides to chug his drink and proceeds to throw his glass at the owner of the bar who is in fact a female. Now the santa clause drunkard is severely and/or possibly tasered.

That's when you know someone is santa clause drunk.

by CreeperStash October 7, 2008

drunk pants

The pants you got really drunk in. Often times, you will wake up wearing them. Other times, you may find them on the floor or someplace random. Inside the pockets you may or may not find your keys, your wallet, your cell phone, wadded up dollar bills, and pieces of paper with other people's phone numbers.

Man, I found so many pairs of drunk pants in the hamper. It's like I made $15 doing laundry.

by The Truth April 3, 2005