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DAVID

david is usually an ugly person. that's selling his body for money.
david is a little cunt. who cannot be trusted.
omg is that a hooker?
yeah omg, what a fckin david.
by krippster December 13, 2016
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Oh my God he is so rattled like a David
by ChillForLife June 7, 2011
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A guy who boasts about how big his dick is, but really it's smaller than a tiny baby penis.
"I almost had sex with David until I realized how small his dick was."
by (<<<___>>>) May 2, 2018
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Hyunwoo is a better name than david
Hyunwoo is a better name than david
by Asian kid with big black cock November 18, 2018
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David is the smallest organism known to man. He is a strict jew with a abnormally small circumscribed penus.
Jeez David you did it again you tithead!
by BigBoiJohnny March 12, 2019
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David your dick is to little to please me
by No toxic June 4, 2018
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Penis the size of his pinky toe, blonde Indian will from stranger things looking ass!
by Uncreativeψ July 5, 2019
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