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dating rules

Fictional rules invented by girls to confused guys, during a relationship. Generally, these rules contradict eachother, and it is impossible to follow them correctly.
There is the common "statement" form, encountered when an action is illegal:
"John! You moved my lettuce to shelf four of the refridgerator! that is so against the rules!"
Also common is the "impossible question" form, where no correct answer is possible:
"Tim. Does this dress make me look fatter than normal?"
"Do you know what day it is today?"
Rare, but still worth mentioning, is the "invented" form:
"This form was invented to fill up some space on the page"
by he_who_says_zonk February 2, 2004
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Hardcore dancing

1)A pathetic excuse for something to do in a moshpit. Usually preformed by kids that are under a hundred pounds and have never seen protein in their life. Instead of running around in a crazy pit with people laying each other out we have dwindled down to a few kids (usually about 10 or 15) that take up the enitre floor punching air. They are "hardcore" bc they can ruin shows and completely take the fun out of moshing. These people should be destroyed and banned from all concerts for their retarded version of what a nurtured society has deemed worthy of being in a pit.

2) A person who gets knocked the hell out if a see them doing it.
Jason: "hey josh, you see those idiots hardcore dancing in the pit?"

Josh: "yea let's go trash those douches."
by Roflwagoneer February 19, 2009
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Dating Preference

A politically correct and evasive term for racist dating

Many people come up with this as an excuse to only date particular races because they "cannot help being attracted to a specific group of people"

The UN defines racial discrimination as "any distinction, exclusion, restriction or PREFERENCE based on race, colour, descent, or national or ethnic origin ..."

Believe it or not, many people also refuse to date their own race/ethnicity - that is also racist, no matter how you look at it
Person 1: Man, that girl just turned me down because I wasn't black!

Person 2: She can't help it man; she only finds black people attractive

Person 1: What? That's racist!

Person 2: No man, it's "dating preference", get it right!
by iluvemp03 January 15, 2009
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hardcore dancing

The funniest thing I've ever seen at a show. Hardcore dancing is when all the little scene-fucks get together and flail their arms around, kick the air and pump their fists. This is an attempt to look menacing and to make up for the sucky music they listen to.
Drew: Look at all those kids over there having seizures.
xXxXWillxXx: Those kids aren't having seizures, they're hardcore dancing you dumb fucker. AHHH I AM SOOO SCENE!!!!!!
by MrElectricOcean February 6, 2005
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Dating Frenzy

Periods of time when everyone decides that they need a boyfriend or girlfriend, and rushes to get one immediately, not caring who they end up with. Most common in middle-schools and high-schools.
Eric: *listening to the rumors and watching all the guys and girls sit next to each other* Dating frenzy...
Best friend (girl): Hmm.. Eric, I always thought you were kind of cute... Wanna hook up and go to the up-coming dance?
Eric: Please stay away from me...
Several other girls: Hey, Eric, cutie-pie, take me to the dance?!
Eric: 0_0
by Pinesol January 8, 2009
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Dancing with the Irish Clown

Masturbation, Spanking the Monkey, Beating the drum, Releasing the One-Eyed Monster.
'Dude, what were you doing!?'
'Oh, I was dancing with the irish clown'
'The door was closed, there was no clown.'
'I know.'
by Resistor.Face March 7, 2010
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Dating moth

dating moth is a stupid bitch with curly hair that hoes around on Minecraft
Omg you eat too much you’re such a dating moth
by day-ting.moth June 29, 2018
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