dad-grab

the dad grab referred to when a guy grabs a girls upper arm and jerks down firmly in attempt to startle, confuse or make her laugh. usually complimented by a remark of absolute control, such as "now, WHAT DID I TELL YOU!?"...this doesn't work well when a guy does it to another guy or a girl does it to a guy.... but when a guy does it to a girl, it just gives that out of control "dad-like" feel that NOTHING compares to.

"he gave her a swift dad-grab and a stern look to the eyes, and she knew he meant some serious bizz. "

by TGI-D-O-fo-sho October 8, 2009

Dad Bod

A guy who has kids and was once in shape and still has guns that can crush beer cans but also with a belly that says I drank those beers and I can eat 6 slices of pizza in one seating.

Check out All those chicks all over Mikes dad bod at the pool.

by Hawaiian_Mike May 25, 2015

Dad's Cream

1. A refreshing beverage to partake in when talking about the good time, the bad times, and the Lord.

2. Your father's baby batter.

"Gerald cracked open a can of Dad's Cream, leaned back, cast out his line, and reeled it in.

by honkers101 March 2, 2018

Dad, I’m hungry

An underrated dad joke with a kid saying he’s hungry and his dad roasting his own child by calling him “Hungry” and making the child think his name is “Hungry”.

Dad, I’m hungry.
Hi hungry, I’m dad!

by juicyguyzer February 23, 2020

Dad the chad

Is a dad who is a total chad.

Dad the chad aka Mark Dornath

by Chad Dornath December 11, 2020

Dad noises

Grunting, clearing of throat, non understandable talking under breath, snot rockets etc

Frank's on the porch making dad noises again. He's gross

by BeSavage April 1, 2017

Dad Dong

noun.

The big, thick, weighty penis that your Dad has, and that you don't.

"Hey Cam., do you think we will ever get Dad Dong?"

Remember when you were a kid showering with your dad? His penis was always enormous, and you always wondered how come yours didn't resemble his at all.

by D in V December 19, 2008