YAW CÚSHON

To have a certain sense of direction, able to see with the mind surpassing understanding; highly capable of overstanding which is the highest form of intelligence.

I know what I'm doing I have a strong feeling it's going to get better if we do things this way trust me I'm YAW CÚSHON.

by Yaw CúShon April 21, 2020

Joint custody

When you have legal rights to demand a toke of your buddy's spliff

"Hey, I have joint custody over your Mary Jane!"

"Fuck off bro, god damn!"

by SummonerofFaiths July 5, 2020

Captain Custom

He has small peepee and wants to fuck himself but hes too small pp

Bro my pp is a Captain Custom right now

by HyPerEZ October 20, 2020

social cuckold

when someone from the authorities abuses you or uses their power in an abusive or illegal way and you prefer to obey without having anything to say

-Damn dude the school director punished me today and force me to clear the snow in front of the school, but it's ok I think I deserve it
-Yo bro you are such a social cuckold

by AdyEm November 15, 2020

Grumpy Customer

A really big dump, that may or may not be currently slamming against your rectum.

Hey guys, I'd love to help you, but I've got one hell of a grumpy customer right now. It requires my full attention.

by walrusnuts November 18, 2020

Pelatis (Customer)

The one who goes to a 5v5 game and ends up with 2.3k damage and 0 vision score

-Hey did you win that game?
-NO our ashe bot was a Pelatis (Customer)

by HliasTrogloduths November 20, 2020

useless customer

Stupid peaces of shit that nobody cares about like most asshole customers. you have to deal with on a daily basis at work. The stupid idiots that you just want to punch in the face and choke them because they exist. Abolish these idiots.

Customer: you're a useless employee, you should be fired.
Employee: you're a useless customer that needs to get the fuck out of here and never come back.

by Joocy gainz February 22, 2021