colonel's touch

The phenomenon that occurs after eating greasy food such as KFC. Similar to the Midas touch anything touched afterwards also becomes greasy and makes all paper become transparent.

Hey look at this napkin, I've given it the colonel's touch

by Ryan the Wordsmith July 14, 2011

Colon Camper

The turd lodged in the recesses of your colon that refuses to pass.

Bran muffin and the double prune smoothie be damned, that was one hell of a colon camper.

by kdbamaman November 16, 2012

Colon devils

Diarrhea.

Are you ok?

No, I have a bad case of colon devils and I've been in the bathroom all day.

by Survivor Bob December 18, 2012

Colon Jello

A thick substance that oozes from the rectum. Usually after the consumption and attempted digestion of Taco Bell.

"Cindy ate some of my colon jello with whipped cream."

by Logan Heckyes January 28, 2013

Colloqualised

Is a ‘word’, or more correctly, a pseudoword which looks like it is a real word, but actually has no precise or logical definition. It is easy to pronounce, and this also helps to make it sound like it is real. However, given that its precise definition is unknown to both the lay and academic individual, it can be correctly deemed a nonsensical phrase and is used as a means to demonstrate linguistic distinction and prestige despite the latter and former not being true.

We had a difficult time understanding the colloqualised language.

by Pseudoword October 31, 2014

Collosal Dick move

the act of doing something you were explicitly told not to do

Nathy B took my stash that, was a collosal dick move

by the karachi kid May 19, 2015

colon wrecker

A penis that has the ability to go so far inside of a female in sexual intercourse, that it makes the females colon or other internal organs slightly ache, itch, or bleed (maybe bleed if it's a 2 meter beater)

Megan: I hooked up with a guy last night, and he had a colon wrecker.
Julie: No way! How do you feel?
Megan: It was great, but my colon feels a little achy

by SeahawksFan24 March 27, 2016