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Cock by The muscle November 26, 2025
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Mark: "So how did last night's badminton game go? Looks like you got a fat lip there."
Jim: "Yeah Steve owned me pretty badly. He whacks the old 'cock around pretty good. Once I totally set him up by lobbing it to him right in front of the net. He slammed it straight into my face and I had no time to react..."
(Jim's mom walks in)
"...and I ended up with his 'cock in my mouth!"
Jim's mom: "Well I never! Get out of this house this instant! I will tolerate none of that kind of behavior. You're not welcome home anymore!"
Jim: "Yeah Steve owned me pretty badly. He whacks the old 'cock around pretty good. Once I totally set him up by lobbing it to him right in front of the net. He slammed it straight into my face and I had no time to react..."
(Jim's mom walks in)
"...and I ended up with his 'cock in my mouth!"
Jim's mom: "Well I never! Get out of this house this instant! I will tolerate none of that kind of behavior. You're not welcome home anymore!"
'cock by Nicholas D June 27, 2008
Cock-
A suffix or prefix put in front of or after an animal to express an extreme adjective. Can be used as any form of an adjective, usually used to amplify an already used adjective.
Cock- by Funnyashorsecock May 4, 2011
Cock Chameleon
A term to describe the sycophant of the office who has the distinct ability to blend in with management by bag licking .
Charles didn't care whose dick it was in upper management that he was sucking to get promoted because he was a Cock Chameleon and can adapt to any situation.
Cock Chameleon by will bitten December 19, 2016