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clusterfuck

In beirut, when team members make shots into the same cup in one turn, the opposing team has to drink every cup that is touching that cup in addition to the cup the shots were made in to. In addition to that, the players that just shot get to take another turn.
If the game is a more than two players, the number of shots made into a cup for a clusterfuck must be determined. For instance, if the game is 4 on 4, 3 shots into the same cup may qualify as a clusterfuck.
That beirut game was close until we clusterfucked you, then you were screwed.
by Charles B January 13, 2006
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Cluster Buster

One who clusterbusts
The group of clusterbusters had made Jane lose her dignity.
by Mike/Bill December 29, 2004
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clusterfuck

A statistically significant dense amount of sexual intercourse. signifies a large amount of sex that is engage in repeatedly, and when plotted on a graph stays in a large cluster.
James and Dylan engaged in a clusterfuck
by Mackrel May 15, 2009
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Cluster Fuck

any interaction that involves dealing with PENTA
I had another Cluster Fuck with PENTA on the phone today
by JohnnyJohnny432 December 14, 2006
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Clustershag

See Clusterfuck.

Originally a military term describing a disorganized situation with pending dissappointing results, 'ClusterShag' is used when describing such situations when profanity is not tolerated.

Gained popularity on late night television(The Daily Show) when recounting the actions leading up to the 2010 UK elections.
Office Manager: "The computers are down, our receptionist called in sick, the fax machine is on the fritz and the auditors will be here in 20 minutes. We're Screwed!!!"

Employee: " I know. It's a virtual clustershag of endless possibilities"
by chubbykitten13 June 25, 2010
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Clustershit

Similar to Clusterfuck except it's full of shit. (not just feces)
This gives a person more of an agony and WTF on their moment.

If you know about Clusterfuck being how chaotic it is, wait till you knew about Clustershit which means it is just exactly like it except it's full of shit.
A construction goes well but suddenly some mistake made it happen and considered a clusterfuck but it goes worse when many "shits" add up. Thus, it is named Clustershit.
by Ronald Lee April 3, 2022
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clustershow

Noun: A mostly safe-for-work portmanteau of clusterfuck and shitshow.
I am so over this clustershow of a training session.
by dalibby May 24, 2023
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