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grab the change 

a form of hardcore dance preformed at gigs.

this move is preforem in an open pit

you bring your left hand down to the floor and clence your fist (as if you were grabbing some change) and swing your elbow in the air whilst your left hand goes down to grab more change, and repeat.

this move is a good one to use because you can easily brake someones nose.

it is most affective when you save up pees in a bag and thow it into a pit to grab instead of pretending
guy1- that suicide silence gig last night was shik
guy2- it was fucking brutal
guy3- that pit was huge.we just had to grab the change.
guy4- hahah fucking emo cunt didnt know what hit him
grab the change by brutal kid April 8, 2008
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a perfect change 

Three quarters, two dimes, two nickels, and five pennies. Something people carry when they want to get rid of their change.

"Perfect change" is what you give a casier so you don't get change back. "A perfect change" is the combination of coins you might carry so you can give perfect change.
Cashier: The total comes to $6.68
Customer: *gives her a five, a one, two quarters, a dime, a nickel, and three pennies.
Cashier: Your change comes to...um...nothing.

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Man, I've got a lot of coins. I should probably make a perfect change.
a perfect change by Kevin February 18, 2009

National Change your Font Day 

This occurs every year on the 16th July.
This is the day when you change your font on your instant messenger such as msn or yahoo etc...
Dude 1: Dude change your font its so boring!

Dude 2: No I like it

Dude 1: Dude but it's National Change your Font Day

Dude 2: Oh really alright then I have to change my font!

Japanese Oil Change 

Putting a funnel into someone's butthole and then diarrhea into the funnel, filling their ass with your diarrhea.
The Japanese are into some really weird stuff, ever seen a Japanese oil change?
Japanese Oil Change by DJBeefer October 21, 2013

mcdonald's sex change 

When an employee is taking a woman's order, and a man appears at the window.
Order taker- "That woman was very nice!"
Cashier- "that was definitely a guy at the window.."
Order taker- "He must have gotten the McDonald's sex change on his way to the window!"
mcdonald's sex change by EmmyUntold November 17, 2013

Loose Change 

Paranoia and total bullshit
That's just a bunch of loose change, you're being insecure!
Loose Change by MrThreePercent September 13, 2010

Irish oil change 

1. Hospitalization and fluid replenishing IV drip after excessive alcohol consumption or binge drinking

2. The act of getting a hydrating IV drip and/or consuming lots of fluids to recover from a night of drinking.
You hear Nate is in the Hospital again? After that month long bender he was admitted for an Irish oil change