Canadian Alzheimers 

When an old Canadian man jerks you off and won’t stop because he keeps on thinking he just started.

My friend encountered a Canadian Alzheimers

and died 15 years later because the old man did not stop

Canadian Alzheimers by Yahoones February 3, 2023

Canadian Alzheimer 

When an old Canadian man jerks you off and doesn’t stop because he has Alzheimers and forgets to stop

Jimmy the next door neighbor offer me a Canadian Alzheimers

Canadian Alzheimer by Yahoones February 3, 2023

canadian prepper 

Real life DayZ warrior selling flamethrowers and jerky while displaying global war analysis using cartoon rockets.

BOB: Hey let's go grab a beer and shoot some pool.
FRANK: Nah I gotta go Canadian Prepper and prime my flamethrower, sharpen my flechettes for my crossbow, and stock up on maxipads for the end of the world. Catch ya later.

canadian prepper by CygnusPrime_Mag February 13, 2023

Canadian Cum Sauce 

Donair sauce - a maritime sweet garlic sauce that absolutely looks like cum

we should go get donairs, i'm craving that delicious Canadian Cum Sauce

Canadian Cum Sauce by Lasagarfield May 8, 2023

Canadian Firework 

Another word for squirting coming after moving up and down on the 🍆

"Omg, I just saw chads Canadian firework"
"Eww Jessica, I didn't need to know that"

Canadian Firework by iamwhouthinkiam July 24, 2023

Canadian Vacuum 

A Canadian Vaccum is when a fat girl bunches up her vagina into a large clump and stuffs it into a skinny man's anus, thus creating an airtight seal. Upon extraction of the clump, this acts a vacuum, pulling out any treasures kept inside the anus.

"Oh man, I can barely walk today; Carla gave me a Canadian Vacuum last night!"

Canadian Vacuum by Robbie_667 August 3, 2023

Canadian Nut Launcher 

A direct, and powerful kick to the nuts/genitalia.

"some guy was harassing me so I gave him a Canadian Nut Launcher."

Canadian Nut Launcher by 3leafedIvy October 27, 2023