cocky-tard

a guy who thinks he knows it all but is actually full of shit.

dude 1: "who do you think is gonna win the election?"
dude 2: "not that black guy. he keeps contradicting himself."
dude 1: "how?"
dude 2: "IDK! he just does! i'm not voting for him."
dude 1: "you don't know shit about shit. quit being a cocky-tard."

by jaudrey February 19, 2009

cack team

A group of men planning to take part (as penetrators) in an all-anal gang bang (or gang-rape)

Cack team on the prowl - some girl's gonna get her smellhole destroyed tonight

by DeNameland February 25, 2009

cacknbolls

brandon mcleod, sometimes shortened to cackn or cackn(some other nickname.)

eyy cacknbolls whats poppin for tonight?

by heartless harley March 27, 2009

Cackspiel

The description of the stupid things that people say.

That guy talks a lot of cackspiel

by Magnazoid August 14, 2009

Cackalanche

A cackalanche is any overwhelming encounter with a large quantity of shit.

A typical cackalanche is what you might find when you attempt to change a heavily soiled nappy.

by Crafty Chemist January 10, 2010

cack artist

A musician (usually a trumpet player) who has a reputation for prominently "cacking" (mispitching) notes on performances thereby bringing down the quality of the overall performance.

Did you hear that guy!?! I'm never hiring him again- fucking cack artist.

by brass vulture February 12, 2010

CACKBIRD

A Bird with a CACK-like appearance. The proclamation of such bird must be yelled, hence the typeset in capital letters.

Guy 1: "Dude! look at that bird it looks like my cack!"

Guy 2: "You mean a CACKBIRD!?"

by kultovdawn March 26, 2010