Crusty Bugger

An anus that has been thoroughly covered in sand.

Chad: “Wow, Brad, you’ve got a real crusty bugger”
Brad: “Ah, yeah. It’s painful, but it’s what I get for a day on the beach.”

by Dongleicious June 30, 2019

Crusty Bugger

An anus that has been thoroughly covered in sand.

“Wow, Chad, you have an incredibly crusty bugger! Does it hurt?”

by Dongleicious June 30, 2019

crusty wallace

When the post-coitus penis remains inside a woman on her period for an extended time partially fusing their genitals with dried discharge. Oftentimes leaving a red crust ring upon painfully pulling apart.

Its that time of the month so my girlfriend keeps giving me a Crusty Wallace if I don't pull out right after we do it.

by GingerNinjihadi July 11, 2019

Crusty

Direct opposite of barsty. A lack of gall or guts.

“What do you think about Jake?”
“That guy has no balls. Crusty as hell.”

by tequilababy August 5, 2020

Crusty fart

When you haven’t cleaned your arse probably and you fart tiny bits or some things just had To come out

Tiny birds do crusty farts against my window.

by Sambatrompete August 25, 2020

Crusty pancake

noun: when you ejaculate on your partner's stomach, touch bellies and fall asleep together.

Guy 1: "My girl and I made a crusty pancake last night."
Guy 2: "Nice."

by McCalzone September 3, 2020

crusty oreo

When you nut in a Chips Ahoy and top it with another Chips Ahoy, making a crusty sandwich with a creamy feeling.

Y'know, I could go for something salty-sweet, like a crusty oreo.

by SaltyOldSailor October 23, 2020