bondable

never been charged,never go in prison

when the judge asked him if he had ever been incarcerated he told them that he is bondable.

by beyzythelazy April 23, 2017

bondage cannon

Before he ejaculates, the man places a small metal ball into the end of his penis and uses the orgasm to fire it out like a cannon ball.

Oh man, John gave Suzy a bondage cannon last night, it was sick! Anyway, the funeral is on Friday, I hope you can make it.

by Wookie-Nookie June 8, 2017

bondo machine

A term used to describe a car that has large portions of the body repaired with bondo or another body filler rather than with new sheet metal. Typically these cars look good on the outside and their true nature is revealed mid-restoration.

Craig was going to buy a nice looking 67 Mustang but upon close inspection, he found it to be a bondo machine.

by uggamugga99 November 13, 2017

Bonde

A special division of swag. This person often wear things like tracksuits and clownshoes. He also likes to fuck very ugly girls, and brag about it.

Man, u are such a bonde/Fuck arm

by Bodybuilder12341 January 10, 2018

bondoc

That one kid who plays minecraft.

Man: you know that Bondoc?
Son: oh yeah that GOD minecrafter!!
Man: i want to disown you

by LitFaminsit May 10, 2018

Bonderization

When two best friends are experiencing the same uplifting experience of soul bonding whilst having an intimate personal discussion. Frequently after a long spell of separation or while feeling like the only two people in a public space

We should try not to go so long betwixt bonderization.

by Luckyamb August 10, 2018

Blyndiken

A furry piece of shit, usually consisting of many green spots and can occur after anal sex.

I had some rough anal last night, my shit looks like blyndiken now!

by Jake trulterm December 10, 2018