Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)

For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.

A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.

I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.

by Dongo December 3, 2005

Bardia

Someone that takes L's non stop. Likes Mcdoanlads. Is friends with rahim which makes him 10x worse lol.
friends with Fletcher which makes him 10x cooler. so it cancels out and he is pretty niceu.

You are such a Bardia

by WOWOWOWOWOWOOWOOW May 8, 2018

Half Baked

Half Baked: when ur so stoned you piss where u are..

being so stoned you do not register your a) brain b) phsyical surroundings and socially assertive behavior and you just well short of HALF SHIT IN A PUBLIC PLACE.

:|

oh man i was so half baked last night i pissed in the college tutrorial and i was in the front seat..

omg did you see mike??he was so stoned he had to be taken out of class for being so stoned..

by OMFGTHATWASUNBELIEVABLE;) October 21, 2010

Barbed

When a woman with a very loose vagina places her twat on a man's face so that he can't breath.

Roeland's mom Barbed Cal, when they were going at it last night.

by Don March 20, 2003

Baked Chicken Position

Being snuggled up in bed - warm and toasty - on your back like a baked chicken in an oven or in one of those plastic to go containers at the grocery store.

It's after 9pm - that guy is not awake. He's in bed in the baked chicken position.

by meinnc2011 January 10, 2011

baked potato

The act of defecating onto a piece of aluminum foil that has been placed over a sexual partner's face for the purpose of the receiver becoming aroused by the heat produced by the bowel movement. Similar to a "Hot Carl", but using a piece of aluminum foil rather than saran-wrap to produce a more intense heat effect due to the higher conductivity of the aluminum foil.

John bought a roll of aluminum foil so he could give his lady one hot baked potato.

by BigSlick March 12, 2008

Baked McBride

Stoner girlfriend

"Going out tonight?"
"Naw, me and the Baked McBride are going to enjoy multiple bong rips this evening." (Also a pun on 1970's baseball player, Bake McBride's name.)

by Mr. Hooper April 30, 2010