Barbiekenism

a worldwide epidemic in which believers participate in activities directly or indirectly related to the barbiekenism theorums and beliefs.

hear our words fight barbiekenism

by Retty Dammity July 24, 2008

Barbie

A woman who has had plastic surgery at least once.

She is such a Barbie with her high-whores and her fake breasts!!!!

by Accordion December 9, 2010

Gangsta Barbie

What sex looks like.

When you get out of bed after having sex you look like a gangsta Barbie.

by Gangsta barbie January 8, 2012

Gangster-Barbie

A high ranking FVB gang member, self-proclaimed thug, lives the lifestyle of a gangster by giving a "lack of fu€k$" and "ain't never havin time for dat", maintaining a physical appearance so fancy you already know it, has tattoos from prison, trespasses with the intent to twerk, laughs at kids with ass cancer, and doesn't leave the house without a glow stick.

Person 1: Hey do you think that girl plays basketball?

Person 2: Hell no. She's Gangster-Barbie.

by YouAshhole July 29, 2014

Doing a barber

To be lazy and oversleep to miss/nearly miss an important event.

"Yo bitches, where is james?"

"That motherfucker did a barber this morning."

by Windus May 20, 2005

barbie

a blonde girl who loves shopping boys and hot pink
and has the need to feel sexy

Ex.
Emily:Hi Sarah
Sarah:Hi em
Emily:you remind me of a barbie

by ms.barbie 411 January 12, 2008

Starving Barber

A sexual act in which the giver munches on the pubes, forcibly ripping them out with his/her teeth.

"Bro, what's up?"
"Man, my girl pulled the starving barber last night."
"Shit son, you should always keep it trimmed."

by slabberjabber April 25, 2010