Bald

Your hair fled your scalp to escape the smell of your shit for brains.

Hym "Bwahahahahaha! AHA! Bald! Baaaaaaaaaald!"

by Hym Iam December 30, 2024

bald walk

the act of walking dank to flex on them haters

I finna bald walk.

by tjobree May 12, 2020

Bald Randy

A living menace

That dude Bald Randy used to punt every mfs back then... bro was a pure menace

by QuandaleDinglefan June 6, 2022

Bird Nests Bald

A person whose balding are bald who has hair in the front and hair in the back of their scalp but in the middle is completely bald which makes their hairline looks similar to a bird's nest

Bald-no hair on the head
Bird Nests Bald-George Kramer from Seinfeld

by EmJayee March 11, 2020

bald herb

it’s bald herb

bald herb is bald

by pink.milk._ November 3, 2021

Bald Head Jason

When a sick and twisted individual shaves his head and eyebrows and proceeds to give the most disgusting head to another man. This act usually ends in the receiver killing the giver.

Gordon - Yo why that dude look like that lmao

Rick - That’s a Bald Head Jason. He standing outside that Bear bar.

by G6Saitin July 10, 2022

Bald Eagle

A bald man, who is better looking than most

‘That bald eagle is fucking unreal’

by anonymous September 12, 2022