by CaliguyThompson March 28, 2015
Get the Carlnessmug. by BigBrownPatty November 24, 2022
Get the Big Hot Carl Energymug. A man that seems very balanced in all aspects however he is only hiding it well, he is very handsome and people tell him that but he is insecure and doesn't believe it. He treats women and his momma like a treasure. He is loyal, trust worthy, says mean jokes, humble and a cool chill guy unless you cross his boundaries he will say something about it. if you happen to be friends with a carl you are very lucky.
by Hdhshdhd December 4, 2021
Get the Carlmug. A She-Carl is a father who identified as a mother for the purposes of custody and child support. But he doesn't spend any of the child support on his child.
Kid 1: "why don't you have shoes"
Kid 2: "my dad spends all the child support that mom gives him on himself."
Kid 1: "he's a douche bag."
Kid 2: "he's a She-Carl. We're not supposed to judge."
Kid 2: "my dad spends all the child support that mom gives him on himself."
Kid 1: "he's a douche bag."
Kid 2: "he's a She-Carl. We're not supposed to judge."
by Profound Observations July 9, 2025
Get the She-Carlmug. A guy who probably had his existential crisis that only the age of 16. He's the kind of guy who cries himself to sleep every night. If he has kids, He doesn't. His wife has them, Someone kidnapped them, Or some shit. Carl's get no kids. The only type of kids he gets is a class of angry teenagers who live off monster energy drinks. Carl's are usually teachers, why? because they hate their life so much so that they need to make it worse with every passing minute. By the age of five Carl's are usually alcoholics. You can't blame them. It's not their fault they were named Carl. Carl's also have a tendency to have very small penises. So small that a dwarf could top them. So small that it is impossible for a man like that to be straight. Carl's have small penises.
"oh hey that's Carl." "Doesn't he have a tiny penis?"
"Isn't that Carl's eighth wine bottle?"
"Someone help Carl he about to jump off the balcony again. "
"Isn't that Carl's eighth wine bottle?"
"Someone help Carl he about to jump off the balcony again. "
by Stumblebunny May 3, 2020
Get the Carlmug. by Purplepeepee January 25, 2022
Get the Carlmug. by Giant penis guy February 28, 2022
Get the Carl-Emilmug.