Jared

Having the name Jared is basically having reached the end you are the best you have achieved everything if your name is Jared by the time you have completed life you will have made boris Johnson shut the fuck up you would have made infinate funny season of modern family you have in vented the infinate money machine you have defeated all these 9 year old internet clown who have supported jake Paul and Bryce hall and most importantly you have taken everyones girl on earth

Oh another Jared just stole my ting well he’s Jared he is a sexy beast it is natural

by Best defffonitions July 31, 2021

Jared

A fat Costa Rican bastard who got a shitty ass haircut and hates a lovely boy named Bryan. Nigga Jared thinks he’s rich ($14 an hour makes fat niggas go crazy) he lies about everything except that he has so many hoes. Nigga thinks he’s a thug cause he live in a shitty ass apartment. The biggest city boy s(as in fat asf but he still a city boy) got pepperoni nipples, SpongeBob acne and is a big fan of chaka culture and claims the chaka set. And he is thankful for god given opportunity’s Jared is a good homie and faithful vato and

Margret: Jared is fine ask
Hannah: I’d let him nut inside of me
Margret:…
The hoes: I’d like Jared to fill my holes

by Chester2fine March 10, 2023

Jared

jared is the most amazing person in the world. although he would say somethings that are a bit perverted but is actually hilarious because he does it to make people laugh. you will be very lucky to meet or be around Jared mostly because he makes people left and is very loved by others. everywoman is dying to be around him but are very shy to show emotion in anyway.

Jared is a sexy ass beast

by hmahma June 28, 2017

Jarely

Jarely is the most amazing person you will meet. They’re kind and sweet and will legit move mountains for you. They tend to not get the love they deserve so make show you show them their much needed appreciation

Jarely: *exists*
Everyone Else: wow 😯

Her overly protective and possessive bestie: FUCK YALL LOOKKNG AT

by You.Already.know.who.it. Is September 4, 2022

Jared

His name starts with J.. that’s a red flag. Probably a cheater. Sneaky liar.

Jared is a cheater and a liar

by Jhurtme November 22, 2021

Jared

A man who will go till the end for his cheese he loves himself and most men do not love themselves like jared leaving jareds lonesome and depressed

Did y'all see jared today I forgot to hand him his paycheck

by Katlynjennerhater69er November 24, 2021

jared

jared, a fuckboy who plays with girls feelings. he uses you for sex and will not care if you are hurting. he says that you’re his only one but check his phone sis!!!

jared only texts me at night trying to get freaky!

by iknow_youre_reading_this_jared May 9, 2020