water polo

Played by the most mentally unstable and physically tough bitches on earth, swimming in a suit 4 sizes too small, throwing around a hard yellow ball and trying to drown the other team.
Plays are usually twenty seconds long, max thirty, and then u have to sprint back on defense to help out goalie. When you're on offens you are constantly moving. When you are defending inside 5 meters, you foul the ball so they have to pass before a shot can be made, giving you an oppurtunity to either steal the ball or run down the shot clock.

WATER POLO:
The stamina of a marathon,
The strategy of chess,
The agility of soccer,
The injuries of kickboxing...
we're girls with balls.

by zookimer May 14, 2011

bean water

What you call coffee if it is the only thing in the house that you have to drink.

Drinking bean water before you go to sleep tweaks you out and makes you sweat.

by teacherdave January 27, 2004

Fap water

The water in a bathtub after you are done fapping in it.

I fapped in the bathtub and my mom told me not to drain the water because my little sister still had to take her bath. She promptly splashed around and gurgled my Fap Water. Julie, if you read this in the future, I'm so sorry.

by CSLuto January 1, 2012

Warren Beatty

One of the best actors of all times. Best known for his main character role in Bonnie and Clyde, in which he starred opposite the great Faye Dunaway. Warren Beatty was handsome, clever, atractive and a great actor and yet he isn't that famous. One of the big injustices of life.

If you haven't seen any of his movies, I recommend you buy Bonnie and Clyde right away. Its well worth it.

Warren Beatty played Clyde Barrow in Bonnie and Clyde. Go watch that movie, or at least google Warren.

by fromnh February 24, 2010

water my cat

Get da pussy wet.

"Hayden, I'm going to need you to water my cat tomorrow." Said Riley

by Heho07 August 23, 2016

Water Pong

Water Pong is the generic term referring to a revolutionary take on beer pong. The game Poolside Pong is the Inflatable beer pong table that allows you to play beer pong in water. Hence the term water pong.

Lets go play some water pong at the beach.

by 310h! March 11, 2009

culture warrior

a member of one of the two major political tribes who have come to dominate US political discussion with their irrational and divisive culture war

You need to get out of your echo chamber more often, culture warrior.

by The Other Bastard November 20, 2016