Whales and Witches

Fat and ugly people

Person #1- Any hot girls at the club?

Person #2- Nope...Just a bunch of Whales and Witches

by Spitairatyew November 20, 2011

whalex

a retarded csgo closet cheater with 1k+ subs (somehow)

whalex: i dont cheat
everyone who watches his videos: nice joke

by Аnonymous December 23, 2019

Whale Subs

A man who gives large amounts of money in financial domination.

“I wish we could go to the mall today but none of my paypigs sent today…”

“No worries! I totally drained my Whale Subs today, drinks on me!”

by Allmyni August 30, 2021

sad whale

A girl who believes she is overweight and that she is rejected by men because of it. She sobs constantly while making whale like sounds.

While sad whales can be found anywhere in the world they mostly inhabit North America and Western Europe due to abundant food supplies and no real hardships to cry about.

Sad Whale: ::sobs:: I'm so fat. Nobody loves me uuuuuhhhhhhwwwwwwaaaaaa uuuuuhhhhhhwwwwwwaaaaaa.

by The Poglavnik December 13, 2010

eating baked beans while watching cars two

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."

"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."

by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019

fake it while you snake it

A phrase describing what is necessary when infiltrating an organization as you pretend you are qualified to work there.

I slipped into the role of a White House Advisor knowing sure as shit I needed to employ “fake it while you snake it” to get some insider intel about the Orange One!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

drank like a whale

This describes the behavior of an open alcoholic, consuming vast quantities of booze.

Duke drank like a whale, after retiring from the military!

by I, Wreckerrr May 13, 2021