wykey

A small hamlet in Shropshire where fuck all happens. Ever.

I drove through Wykey and fell asleep it was a dull

by CuntyBollocks1990 March 11, 2013

wake surfing

a gay incarnation of surfing usually done by gay frat boys and overly intoxicated girls

what a bunch of wake surfing assholes

by TheTrUtHoFdAwOrLd September 14, 2018

Blazey Wazey

The most unique blonde haired beautifully blue ocean eyed goofball you’ll ever meet (well for me almost meet). He is amazing, he will compliment the hell outta u, he will be ur hype man whenever. He can cook and he cleans, he is definitely husband material. You just wanna grab his face and kiss him while on ft and u don’t even know why. He will give u so many phone kisses and always text u “muahhh💕” he’s absolutely amazing and u don’t want him to ever leave u.

Him: Muahhhh😚💞
Me: no❤️
Him: Noooooo
Me: fine u stupid Blazey Wazey muahhhh💕

by unknown.rawr May 23, 2021

wake over

a wake over is the opposite of a sleepover, instead of going to a friend's to sleep you simply stay awake the whole time.

Hillary:Hey, wanna come over for a wake over?
Stephanie: sure just don't tell my mom, she hates when i stay up.

by makemebad June 23, 2009

Wake and blake

When someone wakes up, smokes weed, and watches Netflix at their parents house.

Wow man, I'm off work tomorrow and I can't wait to wake and blake.

by Swillz January 13, 2015

wet wankey

When a man beats his meat under water in a womens hair.

I gave you a wet wankey.

by Cryptic Smoker October 9, 2008

wake

a family tree full of twats

james wake, eve wake, amanda wake, jenny wake, jamie wake

by funky April 28, 2003