A dance characterized by striking poses. Originated in the "ball culture" of gay black men in Harlem, which is now present in every major city of the U.S. and internationally. Made famous by Madonna's hit song of the same name...but has existed long before Miss Thing was even famous.
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Shanaynay: That dick Jon vollmerized me last night. Then he made me a shitty breakfast burrito with tator-tots, what a waste of time.
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A word used tersely to answer a fundamental question that cannot be explained by means of logically reasoning.
Mr. Elinoff: So, J. Peterman wants to hire some of our cartoonists to illustrate your catalog?
Elaine: Well we're hoping that if perhaps that the catalog is a little funnier,people won't be so quick to return the clothes ha ha.For example.. I..I really do...Well I love this one.
Mr. Elinoff: Oh! yeah... That's a rather clever jab at inter office politics don't you think.
Elaine: Aha, Aha...yeah...but, why is it that the animals enjoy reading the email?
Mr. Elinoff: Well Miss Benes. Cartoons are like gossamer and one doesn't dissect gossamer. heh..hemm..
Elaine; Well you don't have to dissect if you can just tell me. Why this is suppose to be funny?
Mr. Elinoff: Ha! It's merely a commentary on contemporary mores.
Elaine: But, what is the comment.
Mr. Elinoff: It's a slice of life.
Elaine: No it isn't.
Mr. Elinoff: Pun?
Elaine: I don't think so.
Mr Elinoff: Vorshtein?
Elaine: That's not a word. You have no idea what this means do you?
Mr Elinoff: No.
Elaine: Then why did you print it?
Mr. Elinoff: I liked the kitty.
Elaine: Well we're hoping that if perhaps that the catalog is a little funnier,people won't be so quick to return the clothes ha ha.For example.. I..I really do...Well I love this one.
Mr. Elinoff: Oh! yeah... That's a rather clever jab at inter office politics don't you think.
Elaine: Aha, Aha...yeah...but, why is it that the animals enjoy reading the email?
Mr. Elinoff: Well Miss Benes. Cartoons are like gossamer and one doesn't dissect gossamer. heh..hemm..
Elaine; Well you don't have to dissect if you can just tell me. Why this is suppose to be funny?
Mr. Elinoff: Ha! It's merely a commentary on contemporary mores.
Elaine: But, what is the comment.
Mr. Elinoff: It's a slice of life.
Elaine: No it isn't.
Mr. Elinoff: Pun?
Elaine: I don't think so.
Mr Elinoff: Vorshtein?
Elaine: That's not a word. You have no idea what this means do you?
Mr Elinoff: No.
Elaine: Then why did you print it?
Mr. Elinoff: I liked the kitty.
by I Cheat at Words With Friends December 19, 2011
Get the Vorshtein mug.Bassist/backing vocalist for Norwegian symphonic black metal band Dimmu Borgir. I don't see how people seem to notice only Shagrath and Silenoz when Vortex (in my opinion one of the best vocalists AND bassists in the history of the universe) plays just as much of a part of the band as both of them. Normally plays a BC-Rish Warlok bass and sings cleanly, unlike Shagrath. Also looks fairly different to the other memebers of the band, since he doesn't have black hair (it's blonde) and wears very little corpsepaint (normlly just paints his face white).
Listen to "Progenies of The Great Apocalypse" or "Kings of The Carnival Creation" for the best examples of his vocals. "Sympozium" and "Allehelgens Dod I Helveds Rike" are also fairly great. ICS Vortex is my god.
by Dimmumoth September 24, 2008
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The Air Force only teaches you two things: "Cheese tastes pretty much the same coming up as going down, so it's OK to eat before a bumpy flight", and "Never volunteer for anything".
The Marines only teach you one thing: "Never volunteer for anything".
The Navy only teaches you two things: "Don't throw the slops out to windward", and "Never volunteer for anything".
The Air Force only teaches you two things: "Cheese tastes pretty much the same coming up as going down, so it's OK to eat before a bumpy flight", and "Never volunteer for anything".
The Marines only teach you one thing: "Never volunteer for anything".
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