The University of Utah is a college in Salt Lake City, Utah. It offers the thrilling lifestyle of living in a desolate wasteland surrounded by Mormons, and the academic prestige of a community college. But, hey, at least it's cheap.
Student: Are you going to the party tonight?
Friend: Party? We're in Utah.
Student: Oh yeah, well I guess we can study for class.
Friend: Why bother? A degree from the University of Utah is ignored outside of Utah, but not needed inside Utah where you can easily get a job from one of your four thousand uncles.
Friend: Party? We're in Utah.
Student: Oh yeah, well I guess we can study for class.
Friend: Why bother? A degree from the University of Utah is ignored outside of Utah, but not needed inside Utah where you can easily get a job from one of your four thousand uncles.
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Josh: Herriman,Utah is so friggen boring it's not worth living anymore! I'm going to kill myself by jumping into a wheat field or going on "Old Man Butterfield's" property
Stetson : You're a sissy. You won't kill yourself
Josh: I know... People in Herriman, Utah are just like that though
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Josh: I know... People in Herriman, Utah are just like that though
by Josh December 25, 2004
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1) home of the greatest snow on earth, and people who have live here all their lives and STILL can't drive in the "greatest snow". only in Utah will you find it snowing at 40 degrees Fahrenheit, and and raining at 12 degrees Fahrenheit. one of the states with the highest teen-pregnancy rate in america.
2) a really bad joke.
2) a really bad joke.
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