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usually seen at trendy health food stores and always drives a UTW car such as a subaru or volvo.
Bed Bath and Beyond is a UTW mecca.
U.T.W. by amy April 4, 2003

C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S. 

Crushed Under The Weight Of The Enormous Bullshit

When you are trapped in a situation that is overwhelmingly bleak and unescapable. There is no option to move. No option to escape. No alternatives.

Also, a song by a band called Reuben.
Bill: I have got a massive fucking deadline that I've got no chance of making and a hundred status meetings to go to instead of actually finishing the work!
Ted: So you are C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.
Bill: The bullshit is absolutely enormous!
C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S. by cutwotebs March 1, 2013

O.U.T.T.W.E

stands for:-over use of the word epic. a deadly disease in wich the infected cant stop repeating the word "epic". this disease is HIGHLY! contagious and experts advice evrey one to stay away from any one with this disease. it is most commonly caught by nerds, runescape players, and pepole who think they are cool. it is thought to of started in nerd land due to lack of normal human beings and the spred of pepole trying to be funny. other meanings:- EPIC FAIL!
nerd trying to be cool: the way i killed that noob was soo epic

nerd trying to be cool 2: i know like runescape is so epic

nerd trying to be cool: omg! that cat jumping of the wall is epic!

cool normal person: Dood! i think those nerds have O.U.T.T.W.E or sumin!
O.U.T.T.W.E by danlanduck August 16, 2010

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

g.u.a.t.w. 

Get Up Against The Wall. An initialism posted as an instruction as to what to do with people who are saying patently nonsensical things.
"Dude, did you hear what that guy just said??"
Yeah...the best solution: G.U.A.T.W. (get up against the wall).
g.u.a.t.w. by Mal Gusto September 20, 2021

o.u.t.l.a.w. 

Operating Under Thug Law As Warriors
O.U.T.L.A.W 4 Life
o.u.t.l.a.w. by AC November 29, 2003
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