total jerk

1) That thing that you're great uncle calls you for not talking to him for three years because he's a total drama queen and needs to get over himself.

2) That guy that broke your heart after a long time of dating and suddenly decides to tell you that he thinks Miley Cyrus is getting hotter and hotter.

3) That one homeless person who doesn't say hi back.

How's that?

Insta: @kriscowin

meanie ouch heartbroken rude jerkface total jerk

by kriscowin November 16, 2013

Total Drama Island: Totally Interactive

A new series in the Total Drama franchise. 27 campers were brought to the mysterious Thunder Island, a rare island in the Bermuda Triangle. Eventually they were voted off one by one until Tory the tomboy won the grand prize.

Last time on Total Drama Island: Totally Interactive!

by TDI:TI Fan July 15, 2010

totaled

Completely destroyed.

"Dude, that drunk drive totaled my car!"

by Quaght September 1, 2003

Tomal

An insanely simple person who always get fucked by others without no reason!!

John Doe just mate Tomal

by hawk_007 May 11, 2016

totality

A word that white people over-use to describe a solar eclipse

"We are seeing 75 percent Totality"

by Shaundreke August 22, 2017

totalitarianism

if you're looking this up, then i think its obvious that you need to pay attention to history class. i'm not giving you the answer!

all i will say is "Joseph Stalin". if you dont know him, look him up. then you'll know what totalitarianism is.

by think outside the box December 15, 2006

Total Package

One who believes they are the best thing ever put on this planet. Often this creates a psuedo-superior complex within the person. These are the people often hated by "friends," family, and society in general.

I have to go watch the Total Package graduate this weekend. I'm not thrilled.

by LilCunt May 26, 2008