"Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow" Is The Phrase Used By Anthony Padilla (From The YouTube Channel Smosh) In His Assassin's Creed Music Video Where He Proceeds To Sneakily Kill An Enemy

"Shoot A Mofo In The Throat With My Bow, Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow

Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow by CruderCommentate April 18, 2019

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A Toma

When you antagonise a Frenchman and he responds by offering to fuck you in a toilet.

Whilst talking about the second world war, Peter made reference to the losing streak of the French army. A Toma was offered to settle the dispute.

A Toma by Frenchfriends March 7, 2019

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tamalavelocity

The speed at which a friction burn from masturbation occurs.

Guy 1: Why are you walking funny?
Guy 2: Last night I accidentally achieved tamalavelocity.

tamalavelocity by HoratioGarfunkel September 15, 2006

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toalie

a particularly hearty jobby

see also - jobby

"holy toalie batman"

"phoarrr that was a fearsome toalie"

toalie by Iain mcewan December 5, 2007

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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