hoax toad

a tranny that pretends to be a woman and lures men into his disgusting love shack, only for the men to realize later that they have just been cheated into bein a homo.

dude, that chick over there is a hoax toad. he tried that on me a couple weeks ago and i punched him in the nose....he beat my ass afterwards tho....hey man....*puts hand on freind's shoulder*

by gizzyg June 14, 2010

Swamp Toad

To have a girl give you a blumpkin while you have warts on your dick.

Bob: "Hey did Candy give you head yet?"
Bill: "Yea, and I even had a wart on my dick."
Bob: "Damn, she gave you a swamp toad!"

by Beeeeeeen Doveerrrrrr April 8, 2012

Bean toad

When a girl thinks she's cute but she's actually tripping

"Yo Adriane what do you think of that girl over there?"
"She's just a bean toad bro"

by Beantoads April 30, 2016

Horror Toad

A BJJ fighter of no morals. Ignorant and selfish attitude who is judgemental with nothing nice to say about other people

That fighter is such a "horror toad" she always says bad things about everyone she meets

by Cheap ass hoe November 18, 2016

steamy toad

spicy hamburger

ahhh a steamy toad.

by lol hahahahahahahha March 23, 2017

Imploding toad

Is a significant other who uses pregnancy as an excuse for EVERYTHING...to include

* being rude, mean and abusive to all she comes in contact with
*blocks you on facebook everyother day
* break up with you every 10 minutes...then somehow making it your fault
*pregnancy is the cause of all actions, none of said actions were caused by her
*soul eater
*causes FLASHBACKS to middle and high school
*headaches
*nausea
*anxiety
* ........

RX:
RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK

You need to dump that girl who is no good for your health, she is an imploding toad.

by Sunshinegrl July 13, 2017

Fuck Toad

Fucking Captain Toad's Treasure Tracker.

Captain Fuck Toad's Treasure Tracker is a fucking mistake.

by David Plays July 2, 2018