en toast

originated at Michigan State University from a suburban kid from the most isolated town in America who easily lives the most pathetic lifestyle possible consisting of 4 half gallons of rum a week. the word can simply mean any form of drunken shenanigans. For example being drunk, blacking out, sending mass text messages of the word "en toast" all qualify. Anything is fair game.

Man you peed in the hallway of that apartment and punched out a light last night man, you were really drunk...yep i was en toasted as shit.

by dmoneycashmoney March 23, 2009

TOAB

Someone completely useless. Short for "as useless as Tits On A Bull". Used to identify someone by name

Man, i hate working with TOAB

by JamesMurray January 13, 2006

Lack-toast-in-toddler-ant

When you can't eat dairy shyt cause youre gassy shyt will make err one flee fo the woods

"Dam dogg no chesse fo me!"

"Im lack-toast-in-toddler-ant and i get hella gassy my homeskilit buscuit"

by HelpYourUncleJackOf AnElephant August 20, 2016

Sex Toastie

A toasted sandwich so good that you would rather have it than sex!

Man, your girlfriend was shit in bed, unlike this sex toastie!

by Lactose The Intolerant January 5, 2009

Pussy on toast

A very delicious mid-morning snack, referred to in "Drips" by Eminem

"But surely, PUSSY ON TOAST"

by jewboy11505 December 25, 2008

Sex on toast

1. To have sex early in the morning, an activity usually coupled with 'breakfast in bed'.

2. To masturbate onto a piece of toast and subsequently consume it.

Sex on toast anyone?

by Longlong January 5, 2008

Toast Fairy

The fairy that magically makes tea, toast, sandwiches etc appear from the kitchen, so that your lazy bloke doesn't have to get up from the sofa and miss any football.

Bloke: Any chance of some more Tea?
Girl: (sarcastically)Yeah... I'll just pop into the kitchen to see if the Toast Fairy has visited shall I?

by binxyboo October 7, 2005