dick tired

When you fuck a guy all night long you’re so tired the next day nothing makes sense.

He fucked me so hard last night that I’m dick tired today.

by DDB’s October 2, 2017

Intermediate tires

In Formula 1 intermediate tires are out on when it is raining only a little bit, or if the track is wet.

Bono: What kind of tires would you like to put on?
Hamilton: Put on the intermediate tires.

by Maybe that one February 13, 2022

fight the tired

after you take a couple of xanax or other sedatives and you start to feel tired you must fight the tired in order to get the high.

"i just took a xanax and i'm ready to take a nap"
"nah dude, you just gotta fight the tired!"

by wawawoowa September 18, 2009

Low Tire

A phrase my father came up with to prove he can come up with a phrase.

In his words it means:
“you got toys in the attic”
“you ain’t got all the crackers in the barrel”
“you ain’t got a full picnic basket”
“you got 3 good tires but a low tire so you’re not all there”

Jeremy’s a little bonkers, don’t you think? He’s not all there. He’s got a low tire.

by just a fooligan January 8, 2020

tired lace front

a lace front that is worn out or has been used too much.

girl1: did you see her lace front?
girl2: yes bitch, that’s a tired lace front right there girl

by deaconess of mt zion church October 23, 2022

Tire Bag

A male or female who eats poop and cum out of a dirty condom used on their anus.

"Bro I tire bagged your mom last night"

"You fucking tire bag whore!"

Tire bag can be used to describe how filthy someone is and how untrustworthy they are.

Why say "whore" when you can call someone a tire bag?

by Kosh jyle April 15, 2019

double tired

When one is in a dangerous high state of fatigue.

I really can’t drive tonight because I’m double tired

by Theme oncology l March 27, 2024